Stiles Hale: Schrödinger’s widow.
Stiles is an expert at reading the many moods of Derek Hale, even a Derek Hale who apparently broods more than he laughs and manifests his awkwardness in physical violence and is a werewolf, what the fuck, so she can tell very easily that she makes Derek uncomfortable and he doesn’t want her around.
She doesn’t take it personally, since this Derek apparently gives a whole new name to emotional constipation and occasionally looks between her and the male Stiles like one of them is going to get up and waggle their genitalia in his face in order to accentuate some kind of point.
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Laura Hale is Alive #1
Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] | T | 17,698
Summary: “He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.”
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. "Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
tags: #human, #obliviousstiles, #obliviousderek
My Taco Sparkles | T | 36,891
Summary: The first time he sees Stiles Stilinski, the kid’s on his hands and knees in Derek’s office.
Or the one where Derek has to battle corporate espionage, meddling family members, clothing turned choking hazards, and inappropriate feelings for his obscenely attractive new intern.
tags: #human, #office
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel | E | 21,285
Summary: Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.
In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.
Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
tags: #bodyguard, #wokeupmarried, #fakepretend, #alivehales
That awkward moment when you procrastinate things you actually want to do and you don’t even know why
I’m merely 19 with a glass kokoro.
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